Savings Sleuths Gifts

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

British savings accounts

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I just..."

Investing your savings

"So much for password protected."

Roasting the Moneybox

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"Do you have an Isa?"

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Have you seen my money?

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."