Finance Sleuth Gifts

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

British savings accounts

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"So much for password protected."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Orderly Conduct of Sales

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The United States' economy deflating.

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

GM Crops Genie.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'