Finance Sleuth Gifts

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

British savings accounts

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"So much for password protected."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The United States' economy deflating.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

Undercover Biophysicists

GM Crops Genie.

Newton's Law and Order.

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.