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"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

British savings accounts

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I just..."

Investing your savings

Roasting the Moneybox

"So much for password protected."

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

"Do you have an Isa?"

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

Have you seen my money?

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

The Mattress Savings Bank

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

'They are like family...they're my family of retirement funds.'

Nest Egg

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'