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'Well, what do you expect when you meet a guy in an alley and buy health insurance called Vito's HMO?!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

#If every time I buy something, you tell me where I could've got it online cheaper...I'm taking that phone away!'

Cut Your Bills In Half.

'This is very uncommon with men, Mr. Beegley... 'Coupon Clippers Wrist'.'

First national bank all our deposits federally insured ($500 deductable).

Searching for a quote online...

"So much for password protected."

...And now the latest on gas prices...

British savings accounts

'They'll have to better than that.'

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

'Lecture on inflation, was £5, now £9.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

A measured response to the budget speech.

Magnifying the Euro

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"I'm trimming the fat around here, Bailey, and I'd like to see you lose $75 per week"

Buy one, feel like you're buying three.

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

P.O. Boxes. It's from the IRS --- It seems they've declared my savings account to be in the public domain.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"I just..."

Investing your savings

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Roasting the Moneybox

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

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