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"I see you've listed as three credit references your three bali bondsmen."

British savings accounts

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"So much for password protected."

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"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Have you seen my money?

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

"I'm trimming the fat around here, Bailey, and I'd like to see you lose $75 per week"

What security flaw?

"Nice try, Mr. Willis, but it won't make any difference."

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'Always bought low.'

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.