Budget Hunter Gifts

"We were finally able to take out enough extras to get the car within your budget."

"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."

Budget Toupees.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Beach con-man.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

SALE

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Will work for ETFs

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"