Budget Freedom Seeker Gifts

Finally free of cable TV costs

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"She wishes to range free!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Privacy Conference Security

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Investing your savings

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

DACA

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

The Month of July

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Imagine there's no office...

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"FREEDOM!!!"

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"Yipeee!"