Freedom Seekers Gifts

'The great thing about being your own boss is that you can work whenever you want - as long as you always want to work.'

Goldfish jumping out of a fish bowl declaring 'We are free' and then dying on the floor

"Lunch on Tuesday? I won't be free. How about Thursday week?"

Freedom! Responsibility...Consequence.

"It would seem we can have good wi-fi or be free-range but we can't have both."

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

Another brazen raid by People for the Ethical Treatment of Athletes.

"These animals don't look very happy. I bet they would love to run free?"

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

I had a dream last night that I was a fish. Believe me, you're not missing a thing.

A dance of divorc�s

'They hate us because we're free — Now everybody form a line to sign up for the draft.'

'I don't care if it is the 4th of July. You're not declaring your independence from your chores!'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Circle and square.

'In appreciation of his thirty years as head galley slave, Narvak receives his retirement gift'

Prison Calendar

'Do you remember those idiots who told us we'd never escape prison? Haha!'

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Congratulations on your Divorce

Pubertry

"She wishes to range free!"

Squeezing the Free Press.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Try thinking about something else."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Dog in Daisys

Cactus seats.