Festive Freedom Seekers Gifts

"He's been!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"She wishes to range free!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Margarita

Fleas Navidad.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Privacy Conference Security

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

DACA

Farmer Christmas.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Yipeee!"

Imagine there's no office...

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

The Month of July

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"