Festive Peace Seeker Gifts

Peace on earth

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Try thinking about something else."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Cactus seats.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I hate it when we fight."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Dog in Daisys

Margarita

Lounging by the pool

Fleas Navidad.

Meditation

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

UNFADED GLORY

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Trouble everywhere...

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Make me one with everything!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Dad, what is peace?'