Festive Freedom Seekers Mugs

"He's been!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"She wishes to range free!"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Margarita

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Privacy Conference Security

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

DACA

Farmer Christmas.

"FREEDOM!!!"

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Imagine there's no office...

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

The Month of July

"Yipeee!"

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'