Degreedom Seeker Gifts

"My goal is to major in something that won't become obsolete in four years."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Desert Island BBQ

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"She wishes to range free!"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Privacy Conference Security

Off to see the world

Fishbowl rebellion.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Planned service changes

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

DACA

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

"Yipeee!"

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Imagine there's no office...

The Month of July

Reflection (with bubbles)