Domestic Freedom Seeker Gifts

'I'm sixty-five. I'm retiring from being a house wife!'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"She wishes to range free!"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Privacy Conference Security

Investing your savings

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

DACA

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"Yipeee!"

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Imagine there's no office...

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

The Month of July

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'