Degreedom Seeker Pillows

"My goal is to major in something that won't become obsolete in four years."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Desert Island BBQ

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"She wishes to range free!"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Privacy Conference Security

Off to see the world

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Planned service changes

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

DACA

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Yipeee!"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

The Month of July

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.