Virtual Freedom Seeker Pillows

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"She wishes to range free!"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Computer games

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Privacy Conference Security

i-teddy

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

DACA

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Computer Life

The Month of July

Imagine there's no office...

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Yipeee!"