Liberation Seeker Gifts

Caged Woman Releases Caged Bird.

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The Three Wise Queens

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

I love Lawyers

Pet a Puppy

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Cat in a flap

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."