Relief Seeker Gifts

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

'Take ten days off work.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Spa

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Cat in a flap

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I hate it when we fight."

Cactus seats.

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"Eat me"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Super Heroes.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"