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Caged Woman Releases Caged Bird.

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Three Wise Queens

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Pet a Puppy

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat in a flap

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I hate it when we fight."