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Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

"I got an extension.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Don't think of it as divorce, Henry. Think of it as freedom...the next time you cheat on me with your secretary, it won't be cheating anymore."

'She looks so liberated.'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"

Fourth of July (View from the South border)

"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."

"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

Happy Retirement!

'A computer virus infected my work e-mails. Now they are all sent to the junk folder and are automatically deleted. I have never had so much free time.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

'Now entering State of Anxiety' 'Uneasy Rider'

Privacy Conference Security

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Lab rat dreams.

"I think we should make an exception this time."

Rebel without a cubicle.

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

'If this is a free country, how come I keep getting BILLS?'

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Union Jack

Blue Skies Thinking

"Yeah, we're punkuins, so what! We don't have to live by your conformist ideology."

"I'm tired of being micromanaged."

"I've decided not tot become a father until later on in my fatherhood."

"You're being violent and disruptive! Try being peaceful!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Peace in shackles.