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Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

"I got an extension.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Don't think of it as divorce, Henry. Think of it as freedom...the next time you cheat on me with your secretary, it won't be cheating anymore."

'She looks so liberated.'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"

Fourth of July (View from the South border)

"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."

"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

'A computer virus infected my work e-mails. Now they are all sent to the junk folder and are automatically deleted. I have never had so much free time.'

Happy Retirement!

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

Privacy Conference Security

'Now entering State of Anxiety' 'Uneasy Rider'

"I think we should make an exception this time."

Rebel without a cubicle.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Lab rat dreams.

'If this is a free country, how come I keep getting BILLS?'

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

"I've decided not tot become a father until later on in my fatherhood."

'I'd say your bird is perfectly healthy.'

"I love the summer holidays...two whole weeks with no stress, no pointless meetings and irrelevant e-mails... And by the time he gets back I'll be off myself!"

Peace in shackles.

"You're being violent and disruptive! Try being peaceful!"

Union Jack

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."