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'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Cat in a flap

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"She wishes to range free!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Uptight End"

Privacy Conference Security

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Mod Kwan Doh

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Loofah Lady

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."