Budget-conscious Pet Owners Pillows

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

Back to school expenses.

Pet Shop - Parrot... Good Talker, Well Up On The Contempary Scene

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

Part-Time Pets

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

'Chewing bones? Hunting cats? Biting mailmen? C'mon, kid! Time to see the really important things in life!'

Junk food for dogs.

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

P.R and marketing on the cheap for insurance salesman.

'Has this slop you fed me been checked for e-coli?'

Voodoo fish.

Cat shot from mouse hole.

"Something is definitely going on. We're back to eating dog food."

Dog to vet: 'Be honest. How many more flea and tick seasons do I have left?'

The recession was starting to affect everyone.

'If you insist on feeding your dog table scraps, fine...'

'It's a hand-me-down.'

"I never dropped my baby on her head. . . but I did fail to save for college."