Pet Parent On A Budget Pillows

Part-Time Pets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Separation

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."

"Buck up, go home and be nice to the new kitty."

"Eat grass 'til you puke, then call me in the morning."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

'Excuse me, ma'am. Pets aren't allowed in the store.'

Back to school expenses.

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

"They know we hate water. They put food in the water. It's sick."

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."