Thrifty Pet Parent Pillows

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'We really should get him chipped.'

Bad Dog

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I bark, therefore I am."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"Welcome home, oh, and that automatic cat feeder....niiiice!"

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

Walkies.