Frugal Pet Parent Pillows

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Literate Dogs.

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

Bad Dog

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Back to school expenses.

"I bark, therefore I am."

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Part-Time Pets

'Does 'Meow' really stand for the 'Moral Equivalent Of War?''

"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."

'If I learn the value of a dollar, Dad, will it make me all grumpy like you?'

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

"Would Sir care for ice in his drink?"

"Because of what's been happening to food prices and our stocks, we will no longer throw away anything that resembles food..."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Saunders — pet the dog."

Consumer baskets.

The recession was starting to affect everyone.

'It's a hand-me-down.'

"I never dropped my baby on her head. . . but I did fail to save for college."

"Me being happy to go on these walks is just an act. It's the only way I can get you to stop staring at your computer and come outside."

"What's inflation? From Perky Pussycat Pate to kibble. That's inflation."

Dog Food - A Guide.

Children are expensive