Thrifty Pet Owner Pillows

'It's a hand-me-down.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

Part-Time Pets

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."

'Chewing bones? Hunting cats? Biting mailmen? C'mon, kid! Time to see the really important things in life!'

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

"N&Ns are almost as good, and they're half the price.

The recession was starting to affect everyone.

"I don't think I can click that fast."

FoodWaterOnline Stock Trading Tips.

'I didn't know you were a nature lover...' 'I'm not, it's saving me a fortune in cat food!"

High electrical consumption

"What's inflation? From Perky Pussycat Pate to kibble. That's inflation."

"Don't worry about the heating bills - the cats are on it."

Dog Food - A Guide.

'Beware of the intelligent dog.'

'Cats are very independent.'