Pet Parent On A Budget Prints

Part-Time Pets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Separation

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Choose wisely. Your choice will be the answers to security questions for the rest of your life."

"Buck up, go home and be nice to the new kitty."

"Eat grass 'til you puke, then call me in the morning."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'Excuse me, ma'am. Pets aren't allowed in the store.'

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

Back to school expenses.

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."

"We're going to need a bigger litter box."

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"