Money-savvy Pet Lovers Pillows

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Saving for Retirement.

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

Pet Shop - Parrot... Good Talker, Well Up On The Contempary Scene

'...anything else, sir?'

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

Part-Time Pets

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

The recession was starting to affect everyone.

'It's a hand-me-down.'

101 uses of a dead cat: dog's bed.

"What's inflation? From Perky Pussycat Pate to kibble. That's inflation."

'Cats are very independent.'