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"Good boy."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Saving for Retirement.

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

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Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

'Can you be more specific? Are you pointing at IBM, IMCLONE, INTEL...?'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

Dog makes a bank deposit.

'...anything else, sir?'

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'I'd recommend a portfolio of 35% stocks, 40% bonds and 25% dog biscuits.'

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

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"What's inflation? From Perky Pussycat Pate to kibble. That's inflation."

Dog Food - A Guide.

'Cats are very independent.'