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'Cats are very independent.'

Saving for Retirement.

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

Dog Food Co.

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

'...anything else, sir?'

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

Dog licking laptop.

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

The recession was starting to affect everyone.

'Customer' being hugged and kissed by a 'Pet Products' truck

'It's a hand-me-down.'

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"What's inflation? From Perky Pussycat Pate to kibble. That's inflation."