Pet Influencer Fan Pillows

"Apparently, we're not the only ones who think he's cute. He has over 12 million Twitter followers."

"Pick me!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Love Conquers All

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He's already getting attached to you."

What does aloof mean?

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Epic Battles

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.