Digital Dog Influencer Pillows

"Sure it's the same food every night, but my 'what's for dinner' site is followed by over 100,000 dogs."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

The power of the blog.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"What I lack in charisma I make up for in social media presence."

Media Whore Raceway.

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"I take offense, therefore I am."

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

In the social media courtroom...

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."