Pet Influencer Pillows

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'Royalties from your funny cat videos mean you'll have to file a tax return.'

"I know you love fetching, but that won't go viral on youtube...what else you got?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Happy Tots Day Care.

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

Cat Blog.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

Hang Time Fido

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

'I said - MOVE IT!'

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

"Darling, this dog food is delicious!"

"Bob's more realistic."

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

'Here's a stupid question...are you getting enough sleep?'

Oh, jeez, I should remember this guy! How do I sniff him without him knowing I'm sniffing him?

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

What if pets did housework...

'It's not that I don't want to spank you. It's just that I know you'll blog about it if I do.'