Cat Influencer Hopeful Pillows

"Smile for my followers."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Artists Cats

Puss in Heels

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Cat's Pajamas

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"To-do list. Item one. Clear up the world's problems masterful tweet."

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Gravestone 'Follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

"I know you love fetching, but that won't go viral on youtube...what else you got?"

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

"Sorry M'Lud, just getting ready to update my status."

'Royalties from your funny cat videos mean you'll have to file a tax return.'

"Apparently, we're not the only ones who think he's cute. He has over 12 million Twitter followers."

Broke in the Time of Social Media

"Has the cat got everyone's tongue?"

"It's a text from our cat...he wants back in!"

It's true that when you wish upon a star it makes no difference who you are, but it makes a big difference who you know.

"For his birthday, I got him a personalized video greeting from his favorite Instagram dog."