Financially Savvy Critters Pillows

Saving for Retirement.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

"Papi, do we have enough net financial assets to meet essential living expenses for nine months if our source of income disappears?"

Non-Profit-Organization

Staying together for the pension.

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

Baby buying shares

"Mom, if this is putting a strain on our finances, I could take a year off."

Lemonade and Free Credit Report Stand

Doctor uses his stethoscope on the patient's wallet.

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'Once they're born they immediately begin to depreciate.'

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'