Buddhist Pup Gifts

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog training

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

Preschools for Dogs

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

"There, are you happy?"

Books for dogs dealing with life issues.

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

You read the instructions upside down.

'I dunno... I've lost my confidence, Doc. Some days I feel like I'm only a borderline Collie...'

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

The meaning of life...

Dogma

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat whenever I lay real still.'

"Oh, she hears the bark, but all the nuance goes right over her head."

'With a little patience you can teach a dog to do anything.'

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

"I gotta get another hobby."

Let's talk about my dog.

"I am blue."

'Am I missing something here?'

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."

Monk walking dog.

"I don't know how I get through the day - every day, day after day - on instinct alone."