Puppy Prophet Gifts

Looking for a playful way to honor your dog-loving friends who see their pets as spiritual guides? Our puppy prophet collection combines humor with heartfelt charm, ideal for those who see their canine companions as messengers of joy and wisdom. From witty mugs to adorable prints, these gifts capture the mystic and hilarious spirit of your furry prophet. Surprise a pet enthusiast with a thoughtful, fun present that celebrates the sacred bond between humans and pups.

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"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it." mockup

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

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"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...' mockup

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head." mockup

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.' mockup

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

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'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!' mockup

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

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'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?' mockup

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

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"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"You are going to have lots of puppies." mockup

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

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"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’" mockup

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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The Speculators

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'To woof or not to woof...'

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"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"The dog is developing quicker than me." mockup

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

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"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills." mockup

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

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'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...' mockup

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

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'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.' mockup

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

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Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks. mockup

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

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'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....' mockup

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

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A self-filling prophecy.

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"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..." mockup

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

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'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.' mockup

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

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The End is Near/Just the Beginning mockup

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

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"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far." mockup

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

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"Out! Damned Spot!"

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"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!" mockup

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

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"The end of the world is nigh."

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"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar." mockup

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

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Discipline at Doggy School

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...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross. mockup

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

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'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.' mockup

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

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"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying." mockup

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

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Puppy Prophet Gifts Collection

Puppy Prophet Mugs

Discover our collection of puppy prophet mugs, perfect for dog lovers who want to start their day with a touch of divine canine humor.

Puppy Prophet Pillows

Snuggle up with our adorable puppy prophet pillows—mixing comfort with playful, mystical puppy charm.

Puppy Prophet Prints

Bring home the magic with our puppy prophet prints, ideal for adding a whimsical and spiritual vibe to your decor.

Puppy Prophet T-Shirts

Explore our puppy prophet t-shirts for a fun, stylish way to showcase your dog’s spiritual and humorous side.