Puppy Prophecy Gifts

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Dogs can dream too.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'To woof or not to woof...'

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Self-Employment

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

'He's okay with the fish but it appears he had his heart set on a puppy.'

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"Yes, you're definitely a good boy. Your only fault may be that you care too much."

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

"I think I'm a big dog."

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

Bad Dog!

Man and dog.

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.