Puppy Prophecy Pillows

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Dogs can dream too.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'To woof or not to woof...'

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Self-Employment

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'He's okay with the fish but it appears he had his heart set on a puppy.'

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

"Yes, you're definitely a good boy. Your only fault may be that you care too much."

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

"I think I'm a big dog."

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

Bad Dog!

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

Man and dog.

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.