Brownie Lover Gifts

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

'When I told you to eat three squares a day, I wasn't referring to Brownies.'

"Just be yourself."

Any time is cake o'clock

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Picking pastries.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Doughnut Making

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Dog Day Afternoon

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."