Brownie Fanatic Gifts

"The last thing I said was 'These brownies are to die for'."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Punt Cake

Panettone

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Cinemuck

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Diet Sugar House.

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

Clown's Grocery List.

He always bring in cream cakes on his birthday

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

'Foul ball!!'

'If I had a tail I wouldn't be chasing it, I'd be wagging it because my Mom was baking fudge brownies.'

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

"This second citation is for failing to bribe a police officer with donuts."