'Just sausage, ham and burger. . . No pepperoni with they way my upset stomach is. . . Oh, and order the heart-shaped pan pizza so I can keep the heart-shaped pan for makin' pan brownies.'
Brownie Baker Gifts
Celebrate the creative culinary spirit of a brownie baker with our unique range of products. Perfect for anyone who loves baking, our items blend humor and charm, making their hobby even sweeter. Find the ideal gift that shows appreciation for their delicious creations and love for all things chocolatey.
"He had a gun at school, …. Even if it was carved out of a brownie."
I can't decide whether to send my grandson these homemade brownies overnight certified or two-day ground. Move it, lady! I'm sorry, sir. I don't mean to be a pain. I just want to do right by my darling grandkids. Forgive me, I'm an old lady. There there. Take your time. I'm gonna set a personal record. Your grandkids hate you!
A heart shaped cake
'Works every time.'
"One year closer to college!"
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
7 brownies worth of exercise.
'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'
I LOVE YOU IN ICING
The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.
'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'
"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."
Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven
'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'
Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.
'Yes, chocolate moose.'
Brownie Points
"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"
"Wow, these are good!"
'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"
Mary Berry
Mock Apple Pie Recipe
Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.
Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!
When seasons collide
'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'
"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."
'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'
Catnip Brownies - Cool!
'When I told you to eat three squares a day, I wasn't referring to Brownies.'
A cupcake jumps out of a birthday cake.
Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.
What's Really In A Penguin?
Brownie Baker Gifts Collection
Brownie Baker Mugs
Explore our collection of brownie baker mugs—funny, cute, and perfect for every baking enthusiast’s morning routine.
Brownie Baker Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring baking humor and charm—ideal for decorating a baking nook or cozy kitchen space.
Brownie Baker Prints
Browse our delightful prints celebrating the joy of baking—bring personality and fun to any kitchen or dining area.
Brownie Baker T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts for brownie bakers—playful designs that proudly showcase their sweet obsession.