Brownie Baker Gifts

'Just sausage, ham and burger. . . No pepperoni with they way my upset stomach is. . . Oh, and order the heart-shaped pan pizza so I can keep the heart-shaped pan for makin' pan brownies.'

"He had a gun at school, …. Even if it was carved out of a brownie."

A heart shaped cake

'Works every time.'

"One year closer to college!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Brownie Points

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

"Wow, these are good!"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

When seasons collide

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

A cupcake jumps out of a birthday cake.

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'When I told you to eat three squares a day, I wasn't referring to Brownies.'

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

"Have you ever tried staying in bed all day eating fudge brownies?"

'If I had a tail I wouldn't be chasing it, I'd be wagging it because my Mom was baking fudge brownies.'

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'