Brownie Boss Gifts

'Ok Grandma...Are we ready to make those brownies we talked about?'

"He likes it."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Babies vs. Dogs

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Licensed to grill.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Daisy Diaper Service

I bake my own bread.

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

Brownie Points

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

I'm the Chef

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

'If I had a tail I wouldn't be chasing it, I'd be wagging it because my Mom was baking fudge brownies.'

"Have you ever tried staying in bed all day eating fudge brownies?"

'When I told you to eat three squares a day, I wasn't referring to Brownies.'

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

I don't want to see you working so hard on your birthday!

"The buck stops here. You called?"

"He had a gun at school, …. Even if it was carved out of a brownie."

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

FRYER'S ROAST...'They say too many cooks spoil the broth...tonight, we're just cooking one of them...but, seriously, folks...we are really cookin' one of them.'

Burger Discus