Brownie Brigade Gifts

Brownie Points

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

Catnip Brownies - Cool!

Knights of the Coffee Table

"Have you ever tried staying in bed all day eating fudge brownies?"

'If I had a tail I wouldn't be chasing it, I'd be wagging it because my Mom was baking fudge brownies.'

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'When I told you to eat three squares a day, I wasn't referring to Brownies.'

"Say when."

"He had a gun at school, …. Even if it was carved out of a brownie."

Piñata attack

Eco club can't start a garden at school because everything ripens in the summer. That's funny. Our school calendars started so kids can help on the farm. We should run schools all year-round. Students have a solution, too! We're picking a different eco-project.

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

"The last thing I said was 'These brownies are to die for'."

All baking done on the premises

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

"This one is designed for those morning types that like to pop out of bed."

"Right! Let's break for lunch!. . . . Well don't just stand on ceremony!"

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

The Happiest Hen of Accrington

'Just sausage, ham and burger. . . No pepperoni with they way my upset stomach is. . . Oh, and order the heart-shaped pan pizza so I can keep the heart-shaped pan for makin' pan brownies.'