Brother Who Owns A Dog Gifts

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Collies Without Borders

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'They're dog roses!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

State of the Art Dog.

Jumping Dogs

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

When Dogs Rule

Dog Sees Only Food

Dog Igloo.

Man wearing a dog cone

If dogs were psychiatrists.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."