Brother Who Owns A Dog Prints

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Collies Without Borders

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'They're dog roses!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Birthdays

State of the Art Dog.

When Dogs Rule

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Dog Igloo.

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Jumping Dogs

Dog Sees Only Food

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Man wearing a dog cone

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Have you seen little Spotty?'