Brother With A New Dog Prints

'Well, I just followed them home and they ended up adopting me: You could try that too maybe..'.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Collies Without Borders

'They're dog roses!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

State of the Art Dog.

Dog Sees Only Food

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog Igloo.

When Dogs Rule

'Tell me about your puppyhood?'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Man wearing a dog cone

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Reigning Cats and Dogs

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

Pets on holiday.

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'