Brother With A New Dog Prints

'Well, I just followed them home and they ended up adopting me: You could try that too maybe..'.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Collies Without Borders

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'They're dog roses!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

State of the Art Dog.

Dog Sees Only Food

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog Igloo.

When Dogs Rule

'Tell me about your puppyhood?'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

Man wearing a dog cone

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Reigning Cats and Dogs

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Pets on holiday.

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'