Dog-loving Brother Prints

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Haute Suture

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog wearing a cone

"Don't even think about it."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Cat king.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Dog traps the postman.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

State of the Art Dog.

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."