British Humor Pillows

Nice to see you.

Glastonbury Set List - Weather Girls, Muddy Waters, Wet Wet Wet, Mud.

"Just one more question - Do you prefer Monty Python or Benny Hill?"

'Carry on' films fan club

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

A virtue of vicars

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Rowan Atkinson,

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Who's the daddy?"

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

Kenneth Williams

"Looks like beach weather."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Dawn French.

Rowan Atkinson.

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."