British Humor Prints

Nice to see you.

"Just one more question - Do you prefer Monty Python or Benny Hill?"

'Carry on' films fan club

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

William Hague as a punk.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

A virtue of vicars

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Rowan Atkinson.

"Who's the daddy?"

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Kenneth Williams

"Looks like beach weather."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Rowan Atkinson,

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

'If you think that's silly, wait till you hear how they pick the Secretary of Defense.'