Bridge Burner Gifts

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

'I want my old job back. I know it won't be easy. Before I left I burned a lot of bridges.'

"Sorry about the grime, Doc. I had to burn some bridges on my way here to keep the crazies from following me."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Men gossiping

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

I love Science.

Moses and the bridge.

Richard Hughes.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Men talking about the boots of the period

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

The Secret Life of Pugs

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'You rang?'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

Games on a train.

Bridge opens for passing swans.

"What the hell is a jack?"

Swamp creature with French baguette.

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'